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If you love a person let them go. If they don't come back they weren't worth it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, contentment

Not everything takes longer than you expect.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

It's only kinky the first time you do it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, time, contentment

The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, life

You don't pay for sex, you pay him/her to leave after you're done.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment, sex

If you think a girl is beautiful, her boyfriend will always be there to confirm it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, law, contentment

If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, happiness, contentment

You may get off on a cheap hooker but you can't get off on a cheap lawyer.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, contentment, good, good luck

The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, hate, end, contentment

The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, perfection, hate, contentment

Don't be irreplaceable, if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, contentment

If you can't get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about commerce, work, contentment

That sweet little girl with the baby that you rented to, will start dating the mad motorcycle man from hell,... and several of his friends,... the very next week.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about real estate, hell, man, contentment

The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about war, attack, enemies, contentment

If you can't remember, you left the film at home.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about photography, home, film, contentment

When you need the money, your shift is cancelled; when you have a weekend planned, you have to do overtime.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about medicine, money, contentment, need

If you're running late the bus will be too

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about cars, contentment

Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, advice, contentment