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Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you are going to get or how long it is going to last.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment

Murphy's love laws: If you get them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.

Quote by Edgar Allan Poe about love, contentment

Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, chance, parents, sex, contentment

Before you find your handsome prince, you've got to kiss a lot of frogs.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, kiss, contentment

You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, problems, lie, woman, contentment

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, smile, miracle, thinking, people, contentment

Don't do it if you can't keep it up.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

It's always easier to get a partner if you already have one.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, contentment

If you're heart is broken, sweep up the pieces.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, heart, contentment

Show me a husband who won't, I'll show you a neighbor who will.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, husband, contentment

It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, bad luck, sex, bad, end, good, good luck, contentment

You get the best sex from the worst one for you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, contentment

Never trust a woman who acts like you are so sexy she can't help herself but drag you to bed.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, sex, help, woman, contentment

If you believe a relationship can't work, but feel the need to try, it won't.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, need, faith, work, contentment

You will later find out that your lack of belief caused it to fail.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, faith, contentment

The duration of a relationship to a person is inversely proportionate to the importance of person to you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, people, contentment

Being taken attracts women. Being single makes them avoid you like the plague.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, being, contentment

If you go behind a girl you are heading to trouble.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, problems, contentment

Try and try as you might, there will still be times where men are just assholes. We can't help it and we're sorry.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, help, man, contentment