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A love will tell you they love you endlessly. A true love will tell everyone else they love you endlessly despite the embarrassment factor.

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If a man has it he won't want it, the guy who buys it won't use it, the guy who uses it could give a shit about it, so don't give a shit and you will have it all.

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Sex on the TV can't hurt you unless you fall off.

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The amount of members of the opposite sex you pursue is inversely proportional to pretty much everything about you, such as intelligence.

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If you are interested in someone, a close friend will grab their attention.

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The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about love, rules, chance, people, contentment

If you're having difficulties choosing between potential two girls, you'll always pick the wrong one.

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If a girl tell you “let's stay friends”, she won't call ever again. If you call, she won't answer.

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You'll always catch fever before the first date.

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When you're girlfriend says that you have to talk the relationship is over.

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The day you decide to tell you're girlfriend you could not live without her she will leave you the next day.

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You're best friend stop being you're best friend the instant a beautiful woman walks in and you both are attracted to her.

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The more you want a women the least she will want you.

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When she says: “Don't buy me anything expensive” and you listen, expect to be single.

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The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.

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When you take your time getting ready your date will arrive 20 min early; when you're on time they're 30 min late.

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As soon as you break up the man (or woman) who couldn't commit TO YOU will get married.

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Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.

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The length of a relationship is directly related to how much you are attracted to your significant other best friend.

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The partner you want don't want you. The ones that want you are not made for you.

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