If carrots are so good for eyes, why are so many rabbits...

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If carrots are so good for eyes, why are so many rabbits died on the road?

Quote by Richard Jeni about humor, eyes, good, good luck.

Richard Jeni

Richard Jeni 1957 –2007, american stand-up comediant

Life period: 1957 –2007

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