Quotes by Trey Parker

22 quotes by Trey Parker

Trey Parker - american artist

Life period: 1969

But before the movie came out, he had only heard about it. And he didn't realize in writing the letter he was saying the things he says in the movie. He was like, I've been to Iraq and I'll take you there. ' That's all he does in the movie. I've...

Quote by Trey Parker about writing, things, contentment

But let's spend an hour and a half of this meeting, ...

But let's spend an hour and a half of this meeting, because this is Thursday, the show's going on the air Wednesday.

Quote by Trey Parker about opinion, meetings, air

Careful, was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the...

Careful, was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb.

Quote by Trey Parker about opinion, mother, heart

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around...

I almost bumped into Alec Baldwin and then turned around and Paris Hilton was standing there. And I was like, look, it's stupid spoiled whore.

Quote by Trey Parker about opinion

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let...

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like Full House that I think would make them stupid.

Quote by Trey Parker about home, house

If we have a great idea, we'll go, oh, this could be a cool movie. Or really for us, it's more like, oh, this is a really bad idea. Let's do this. This seems really stupid.

Quote by Trey Parker about idea, bad luck, bad

In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny stuff is usually at a bar or out talking to people or whatever.

Quote by Trey Parker about talking, things, people, contentment

It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too, but it always came down to anything sexual. They don't care about anything else.

Quote by Trey Parker about violence, sex

It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started South Park at all. It's been like, we've just sort of grown up a bit and it's amazing to just see how, if you take Butters and Cartman and put them in any...

Quote by Trey Parker about things, contentment

It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satirists, but because we're on Comedy Central and because we're South Park on Comedy Central, we can do any topic we want

Quote by Trey Parker about humor, comedy

It's this simple law, which every writer knows, of taking two opposites and putting them in a room together. I love anything with Cartman and Butters at the same time, it's great.

Quote by Trey Parker about law, writers, time, love

My favorite musical. I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally old school, like I'll sit and watch, if they are re-doing Oklahoma in New York, I will be the first one there.

Quote by Trey Parker about music, school, old, olderness, time

No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember when the South Park movie came out, there were some critics that said, well it's obvious that in order to get it to be 90 minutes they filled some...

Quote by Trey Parker about naivety, order, writing, music, things, world, time

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we...

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it.

Quote by Trey Parker about time

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's...

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.

Quote by Trey Parker about rightness

Talk about it, talk about it, and then I physically go...

Talk about it, talk about it, and then I physically go write it and come up with the dialogue, and come up with the structure of the scene.

Then we went out to the animators, the lead animators...

Then we went out to the animators, the lead animators like, we're going to do the battle between heaven and hell, and they're like, what.

Quote by Trey Parker about hell

There is nothing we can't do, so it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that that other people, especially network TV, won't touch, that we're satirists.

Quote by Trey Parker about nothing, people

We got into it, we created all these other characters, it...

We got into it, we created all these other characters, it was going to be an Easter episode actually, a year ago.

Quote by Trey Parker about character

We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life photo of a piece of pooh dressed up like Mr. Hankey, and a lot of people didn't, they didn't even know what it was.

Quote by Trey Parker about opinion, real estate, nothing, life, people

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