A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
Quote by Joey Adams about philosophy, wife, nothing
Quotes by Joey Adams
8 quotes by Joey Adams
Joey Adams - american Comedian
Life period: 1911-1999
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Quote by Joey Adams about temptation, worry
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
Quote by Joey Adams about marriage
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
Quote by Joey Adams about problems, work, day, people
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. "Get up early, work late and strike oil"
Quote by Joey Adams about secret, work
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
Quote by Joey Adams about stores
