A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for nothing.
JQuote by Joey Adams about philosophy, wife, nothing
Quotes by Joey Adams
8 quotes by Joey Adams
Joey Adams - american Comedian
Life period: 1911-1999
Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
JQuote by Joey Adams about temptation, worry, contentment
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take it anyway.
JQuote by Joey Adams about marriage, contentment
People are still willing to do an honest day's work. The trouble is they want a week's pay for it.
JQuote by Joey Adams about problems, work, day, people
Rockefeller once explained the secret of success. "Get up early, work late and strike oil"
JQuote by Joey Adams about secret, success, work
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.
JQuote by Joey Adams about children, day, contentment
The difference between playing the stock market and the horses is that one of the horses must win.
JQuote by Joey Adams about stores
