When a man's wife learns to understand him, she usually stops listening to him.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about wife
When that same man doesn't want his wife to hear, she's all ears.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about wife
Your Testimony in Court is unnecessary until both you and your wife coordinate the same time off work together.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about wife
You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about wife