Murphy's laws about War, page 7
186 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about war
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
If you can see the flashes from the enemies' guns in battle, he can see yours too.
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Flashlights, lighters and matches don't just illuminate the surrounding area; they illuminate you too.
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Just because you have nearly impenetrable body armor and a hard-ass Kevlar helmet, doesn't mean you don't have exposed areas.
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There are few times when the enemy can't hear you: “When he's dead, you're dead, or both”.
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Never cover a dead body with your own in hopes of looking like you're one of the casualties.
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Complain about the rations all you want, but just remember; they could very well be your last meal so better enjoy it!
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You have two mortal enemies in combat; the opposing side and your own rear services.
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You think the enemy has better artillery support and the enemy thinks yours is better; you're both right.
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Three things you will never see in combat, hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.
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Once you are in the fight it is way too late to wonder if this is a good idea.
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Never get into a fight without more ammunition that the other guy.
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Decisions made by someone over your head will seldom be in your best interest.
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