Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss. Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
When you have sufficient supplies & ammo, the enemy takes 2 weeks to attack. When you are low on supplies & ammo the enemy decides to attack that night.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war
A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive.EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about war