At least one tenant's check will be “lost in the mail” every month.
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Murphy's laws about Tenants
12 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about tenants
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If a tenant attempts to replace the washer in a faucet, plan on replacing the faucet; perhaps all the plumbing in the building.
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Tenants only lock themselves out in the middle of the night... or on Christmas.
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A tenant's ability to see dirt and damage is much greater when the move in than when they move out.
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Your best tenants always get job transfers during the worst rental markets.
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The insurance inspector always shows up to take photos of the building as you are putting the evicted tenant’s possessions on the curb.
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Tenants always swear under oath that the window was broken when they moved in.
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When a tenant calls and says: hi, how are you , something is drastically wrong.
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If it exists, your tenant will try to flush it down the toilet.
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All CAS tents leak and the leak will always be directly above the bedding material of the tenants or his guns.
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