Murphy's laws about Teachers

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

A subject interesting to the teacher will bore students.

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The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.

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Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.

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When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: weirdo rather than emotionally disturbed.

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The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.

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The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time.

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Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.

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Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.

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The most ill-behaved student in all of a teacher's classes is always one of the bright ones he can't flunk.

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When there's a teacher that everyone says you want, you end up with the ones you don't want.

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The difficult passage practiced for hours, will not be played correctly once the student plays it for the teacher the more a student practices, the less likely he will play correctly during the lesson.

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