Murphy's laws about Stores

7 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about stores

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

A computer that has been on the market for 6 weeks is...

A computer that has been on the market for 6 weeks is still usable as a boat anchor.

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When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to...

When you see an item in the flyer, by the time you get to the store its either sold out or the price has doubled.

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In a 24 hour store, there are 5 customers in the store and they always come to the register at the same time, and again the customer with the largest order is the first one in line.

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The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.

The hardware store closes five minutes before you get there.

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The time you locate that gun you’ve always wanted at a price far below market value for cash only right then is the time you will have forgotten to visit ATM before leaving home and the two pards behind you will be waving greenbacks at the seller.

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Any movie at your local video store will always be rented...

Any movie at your local video store will always be rented out when you want to rent it yourself.

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In stores, the other line always moves faster.

In stores, the other line always moves faster.

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