Murphy's laws about Sleep

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.

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To know much sleep less.

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Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep.

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Three things you will never see in combat, hot chow, hot showers, and an uninterrupted night's sleep.

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On any other day, you can't stay awake long enough to finish watching the news, but the night before a CAS shoot you will always not be able to sleep even if you were hit over the head with the butt end of your shooting irons!

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