Murphy's laws about School

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Love and high-school must never go together.

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The problem child will be a school board member's son.

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When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: weirdo rather than emotionally disturbed.

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The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.

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A virtually infinite number of wide-eyed and inquisitive school-aged children can climb into the back of any Ambulance, and, given the opportunity, invariably will.

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After-school meetings always occur on the day of an important after-school rehearsal.

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