Murphy's laws about School
25 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about school
When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: weirdo rather than emotionally disturbed.
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The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.
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If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply.
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Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
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When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
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The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
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At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.
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Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
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In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
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The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
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The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
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The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
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The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
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