Murphy's laws about Rightness, page 2
42 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
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When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
The vehicle which has been in the most collisions has automatic right of way.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has automatic right of way.
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The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.
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The vehicle with the most firearms on board either factual or suspected has automatic right of way.
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Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.
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Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.
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The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.
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Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.
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In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
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If your leader carries a big cannon on his right arm, respectfully request a transfer.
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