Murphy's laws about Rightness, page 2
42 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about rightness
When driving and you want to slowdown there will always be a car traveling right behind you.
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If you are late, and stuck in the right hand lane behind a bus, the bus will stop at every stop.
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The oldest or cheapest vehicle has automatic right of way.
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The vehicle which has been in the most collisions has automatic right of way.
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The vehicle with the cheapest insurance deductible has automatic right of way.
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The vehicle with the largest driver has automatic right of way.
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The vehicle with the most firearms on board either factual or suspected has automatic right of way.
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Vehicles providing essential services, such as beer delivery trucks, have automatic right of way.
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Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.
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The ideal job for you was filled right before you found out about it.
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Two rules matter for a scout: scout leaders are always right, if they are not then rule number 1 is activated.
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In an otherwise vacant locker room, the only other person will have the locker right next to yours.
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If your leader carries a big cannon on his right arm, respectfully request a transfer.
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