Sex takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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Murphy's laws about Problems
21 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about problems
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It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.
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Never lie down with a woman who's got more troubles than you.
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The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.
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When confronted by a difficult problem you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question. How would the Lone Ranger handle this?.
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All vacations and holidays create problems, except for one's own.
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When in trouble change the subject. However, this may lead the subject to another one of your offenses.
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When in trouble do what you can. If that fails try what you can't. If that fails give yourself an A for effort and run like hell with pride!
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If the salesperson says, all you have to do is... you know you're in trouble.
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If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
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Anything you do can get you in trouble - including doing nothing.
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If only one solution can be found for a problem, then it is usually a stupid solution.
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If you treat your car like a racing car, then it will develop expensive racing problems.
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The amount of sound from the other room is inversely proportional to the amount of trouble the child is getting into.
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You will have trouble with the ties on your gi pants when members of the opposite sex are in class.
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