Murphy's laws about Photography, page 2
40 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about photography
A clean and dry camera is a magnet for dust, mud and moisture.
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Photo experience is something you never get until just after you need it.
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The self-importance of a client is inversely proportional to his position in the hierarchy as is his deviousness and mischievousness.
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When you drop a lens cap, the inside part always lands face down in the mud.
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Bugs always want to land on the mirror during a lens swap.
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Your batteries will always go dead or you will need to put in a new film canister at the least opportune moment.
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Your batteries will always go dead during a long exposure so with the shutter open.
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When you shoot the night away and never have to stop. Your film did not roll on to the take up reel.
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Camera are designed with a built-in sensor, that senses the anticipation to develop the film.
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When the level of anticipation is highest, this sensor causes the back to flip open exposing the film.
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No matter how long you've had a convention for marking film holders, you will forget it when exposing the once-in-a-lifetime shot.
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The greater a photographer's excitement, the greater its chance of fogging film, scratching prints, and deleting files.
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The success of an assignment is inversely proportional to the product of its importance and the number of people watching.
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