Murphy's laws about Order

9 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about order

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Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.

Loving someone to much may be cause for a restraining order.

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In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't...

In order to get a loan, you must first prove you don't need it.

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In order for something to get clean, something else must...

In order for something to get clean, something else must get dirty.

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The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal...

The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.

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In a line the biggest order is in the front, and the...

In a line the biggest order is in the front, and the customer has coupons and wants to write a check.

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In a 24 hour store, there are 5 customers in the store and they always come to the register at the same time, and again the customer with the largest order is the first one in line.

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Give an order, then change the order, will get you disorder.

Give an order, then change the order, will get you disorder.

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There will be one photocopier in the office everyone hits in order to make it work. This will be secretly known by most as the best office equipment in the building.

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Sometimes in order to clean up, it is necessary to make a...

Sometimes in order to clean up, it is necessary to make a mess.

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