Murphy's laws about Olderness
8 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about olderness
Sex is a three-letter word which needs some old-fashioned four-letter words to convey its full meaning.
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Never trust modern technology. Trust it only when it is old technology.
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A patch is a piece of software which replaces old bugs with new bugs.
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The best way past a pesky security feature is a 13-year-old.
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Under the above mentioned laws always try substituting - Old Western Texas Poets Sonneteer Society for Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.
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With age all BP shooters will have large nipples that sag.
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After you blow your money on a few two week contracts for expensive mercs, they'll arrive, bitch about not liking the guys in your old squad, then leave.
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