Murphy's laws about Music

10 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about music

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The CD drive will not be even detected only when you want to cull out information from some CD. Just the day before that, you would have been playing music and it would have worked fine. If the Drive is working the CD would be corrupt/Scratched.

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Trotter's Law of Percussion Music.

Trotter's Law of Percussion Music.

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When a conductor gives students letters for parents, 15% will be left on music stands, 25% will be inside the music, 15% will rot in instrument cases, 15% will be left in lockers, 15% will crawl under the student's bed, and 15% of the parents will...

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The music stand you get will wobble.

The music stand you get will wobble.

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If you take a music stand down and put it up enough...

If you take a music stand down and put it up enough times, eventually you will have two of them.

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Fix one spot in the music and another spot falls apart.

Fix one spot in the music and another spot falls apart.

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At least one music folder will be left on a music stand...

At least one music folder will be left on a music stand after each rehearsal.

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Clarinet squeaks always occur in the most exposed...

Clarinet squeaks always occur in the most exposed sections of the music.

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At least one section of the music which sounded perfect...

At least one section of the music which sounded perfect in rehearsal will go haywire.

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For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be...

For every student wanting to play clarinet, there will be six who want to play alto sax.

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