The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.
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Murphy's laws about Mother, page 3
51 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about mother
Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.
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If the job of a mother is going smoothly, she thinks she isn't doing it well.
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There are always two sides to a story - the way it really happened and the way mother remembers it.
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A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.
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If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.
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You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.
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Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.
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