The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.
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Murphy's laws about Mother, page 3
51 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about mother
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Never tell your mother you have nothing to do. She can always find something.
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If the job of a mother is going smoothly, she thinks she isn't doing it well.
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There are always two sides to a story - the way it really happened and the way mother remembers it.
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A child will never ask Mom to get something until she sits down.
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If your kid grows up to be like you its an insult, not to you, to the kid.
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You can fool some people all of the time, and all the people some of the time, but you can't fool Mum.
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Small, teething children will chew on the most valuable thing within reach. The same goes for puppies and juvenile tigers, bears, or crocodiles.
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