Mothers only offer advice on two occasions: when you want it and when you don't.
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Murphy's laws about Mother
51 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about mother
The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.
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A mother's love is a better cure than chicken soup, but chicken soup is cheaper.
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Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
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Don’t ever talk harsh about a cowboys Mother, dog, truck, bass boat, horse, collection of guns or his selection of chew.
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All cowboys who insist on wearing a shot shell bra belt will always be wearing rhinestones or sequins and have shinny guns with mother of pearl grips.
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Your mother is the only person that knows more about you than you know about yourself.
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Any time you are unable to solve a problem, ask your mother. She probably won't know either, but she will fake it.
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Maternal instinct is stronger than any force known except an IRS collection agent.
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The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.
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The nicer a mother is, the greater the probability that her kids are rotten.
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If you can't remember whether or not you called your mother, you didn't.
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The motherly advice you ignore will always turn out to be the best advice she ever gave you.
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If you forget, mom will remind you of all your mistakes so you don't repeat them.
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Anything you do can be criticized by your mother - even doing nothing.
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Never criticize your mother's cooking if you expect to get any more of it.
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If you think you have any secrets from your mother, remember who has changed your diapers.
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Never lie to your mother. And if you do, never think you got away with it.
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The harder you try to hide something from your mother, the more she resembles a webcam.
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The older you are, the more you feel like a child around your mother.
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