The love of your life will only want you back once you are in another serious relationship.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life
Everything in life is important, important things are simple, simple things are never easy.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life
Never screw over a buddy; you'll never know when he could save your life.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life
Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life
A committee is the only life form with 12 stomachs and no brains.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about life