Murphy's laws about Law
22 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about law
You never truly know a significant other is until you meet him/her in a court of law.
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No matter how perfect things are made to appear, Murphy's law will take effect and screw it up.
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Ament's First Law of Corporate Survival: when you see the shit is about to hit the fan, shut your mouth.
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Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.
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All that has been accomplished by the insertion of the computer into the classroom is the combining of two areas covered under Murphy's Law.
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Law of Behavioral Management: nothing gets their attention like placing your nails on the chalkboard.
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Any time you decide to do something, even slightly against the law, a police officer will just so happen to be near enough to see it happen.
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Your lost needle will be found by your son, husband or brother-in-law, while walking around barefoot.
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If you put a law into your own words, you can name it after yourself.
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