Murphy's laws about Joke

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Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Don’t ever try and joke around with a cop when you are transporting 8+ guns and 1000+ rounds of ammo to or from a Club called, Vigilante Colt Justice Shooting Club.

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The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think...

The funnier the joke is, the more likely mom will think it is dirty.

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The 10 minutes presentation or video stating everything on how the company caring about you as an employee and as an individual was originally a brilliant April fools joke until a vice president decided that some of the grunts are dumb enough to...

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