Murphy's laws about Internet

3 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about internet

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear...

No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

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You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...

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