Murphy's laws about Internet

3 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about internet

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The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

The best way to see your boss is to access the internet.

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No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear...

No matter how hard you work, the boss will only appear when you access the internet.

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You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...

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