Murphy's laws about Hate

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

The mother of the man, or the father of the woman you love will invariably hate you.

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The person you want the most, will end up with the person you hate the most.

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The perfection of a person is proportional to how much you love him/her and the imperfection of a person is proportional to how much you hate him/her.

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Demerits from a teacher you hate are put on your permanent record.

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Merits from a teacher you hate are put on the permanent record of a student you hate even more.

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The more you paid for the car seat the more the child will hate it.

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Employers are either all the things you'd hate in a co-worker or start looking for another job.

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The more you hate a job and wish to leave the longer you end up staying put.

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Tack you hate never wears out.

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Blankets you hate cannot be destroyed.

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Horses you hate cannot be sold and will outlive you.

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