Murphy's laws about Happiness

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.

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A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.

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If you are happy together, wait till you are married.

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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.

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Happiness is a belt fed weapon.

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You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.

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Given the opportunity, any Dispatcher will be only too happy to tell you where to go, regardless of whether or not she actually knows where that may be.

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The happiest person in the company cannot ever be trusted.

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A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he owns

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If your happy, don't worry you'll get over it.

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