If the rear echelon troops are really happy, the front line troops probably do not have what they need.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness
A man can be happy with any woman as long as he doesn't love her.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness
All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness
Given the opportunity, any Dispatcher will be only too happy to tell you where to go, regardless of whether or not she actually knows where that may be.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness
A person's happiness is inversely related to how many timepieces s/he ownsQuote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness
You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about happiness