Murphy's laws about Good, page 2
47 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about good
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Carrying any weapon that you weren't issued (e.g, an AK) in combat is Not A Good Idea!
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On any call, there will always be more “bad guys” than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
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Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
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The suspect will escape, just before you set up a good perimeter.
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When dealing with citizens, if it felt good saying it, it was wrong.
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The winch of a 4X4 is always just a little to short to reach a good hold.
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Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.
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No matter how good you are with a long-range rifle, you can never hit the Marfa, Texas lights.
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Cross draw holsters tend to make a cowboy a switch hitter or a good Broadway dancer.
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That new, big, expensive, cowboy hat will always obscure your vision of the front sights of your rifle, but you will look good wearing it.
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The more you try to stay on your mother's good side the harder it will be to figure out which side this is.
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Everything is a good idea till you mother finds out and tells you why it isn't.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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You will never get fired at the beginning of the day. Your boss will think this is a good thing.
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