Murphy's laws about Good luck
51 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
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Love has all the answers. But till then sex brings up some good questions.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
A good women/men are like parking spots, all the good ones are taken.
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Any good looking person you see that isn't alone, will be accompanied by a person of the opposite sex who doesn't deserve to be with them.
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Being told that someone doesn't want to date you because you're such a good friend, is like being told that you didn't get the job because you're overqualified.
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Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral or fattening.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
If it looks good, And it taste good, And it feels good, There has got to be something wrong some where, So be careful.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck
No matter how good of a deal you get on computer components, the price will always drop immediately after the purchase.
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A program is good when it's bug free - which is impossible.
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If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
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One learns at least as much about management from poor managers as from good ones.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about good luck