Murphy's laws about Garden

3 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about garden

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the...

It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.

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Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but...

Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.

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When you get the coveted 1, 000 yard stare, don't forget...

When you get the coveted 1,000 yard stare, don't forget about the enemy who is 30 yards away and about to pop your ass.

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