It was not the apple on the tree but the pair on the ground that caused the trouble in the garden.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about garden
Never make love in your back garden. Love is blind, but not your neighbors.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about garden
When you get the coveted 1,000 yard stare, don't forget about the enemy who is 30 yards away and about to pop your ass.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about garden