Murphy's laws about Food

8 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about food

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

Everything tastes more or less like chicken.

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Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.

Ants will always infest the nearest food cupboard.

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Hot garrison chow is better than hot C-rations which, in turn, are better than cold C-rations, which are better than no food at all. All of these, however, are preferable to cold rice balls even if they do have little pieces of fish in them.

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As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.

As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.

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No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that...

No matter how much you eat, you can never get so fat that mother will not offer you more food.

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The more potential a food has for stains the greater the...

The more potential a food has for stains the greater the coverage area when it is hurled by a child.

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A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next...

A child's favorite one day is never a favorite the next day especially food.

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Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed...

Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

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