The easy way usually results in more damage done than less or is blocked by a large, pissed off dog who hasn't eaten in a week.
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Murphy's laws about Fire Brigade, page 2
43 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
When dealing with the public try to look unimportant, They may go and find someone else to ask that stupid question to.
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Uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large.
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Never worry about the falling tree branch with your name on it. Instead, worry about the falling tree addressed, To whom it may concern.
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Crew Leaders, not GOD, make priorities. There’s a difference.
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Never tell the Captain or Deputy Captain you have nothing to do.
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One Crew leader is never enough but two are entirely too many.
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A clean and dry set of overalls is a magnet for mud and rain.
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The more an item of equipment costs, the farther you have to send it away to be repaired.
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Interchangeable parts don't, leak proof seals will and self - starters won’t.
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The item of equipment that usually won’t start or jams when you need it the most is the pump.
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The more stupid the leader is, the more important tasks he is ordered to carry out.
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The self-importance of a Deputy Captain is inversely proportional to his actual importance in the chain of command.
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching.
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As soon as you are served hot food in the field, it rains.
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Chiefs are like diapers, always on your ass and full of shit.
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