Murphy's laws about Fire Brigade
43 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about fire brigade
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Firemen uniforms only come in two sizes, too small and too large.
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It isn't necessary to be an idiot to be a senior officer, but it sure helps.
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If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
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Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets.
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The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire.
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Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA.
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Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target.
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Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at your feet.
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The seriousness of a wound in a fire-fight is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover.
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The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned positions.
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Don't be conspicuous. In the combat zone, it draws fire. Out of the combat zone, it draws sergeants.
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When in a fire fight, kill as many as you can, the one you miss may not miss tomorrow.
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In peacetime people say: War is Hell. In combat, under fire from artillery, airplanes, or whatever, a soldier thinks, War is really really really LOUD as Hell!
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You never have fire support in heavy firefight but you always have it on a silent recon mission.
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