Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Murphy's laws about Failure
15 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about failure
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
If someone says he will do something without fail, he won't.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the “General” is watching.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Failure of plan A will directly affect your ability to carry out plan B.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Boss is watching.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
The rate of instrument failure/breakdown is inversely proportional to the ease of finding a repairman.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
