Sow your wild oats on Saturday night. Then on Sunday pray for crop failure.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Murphy's laws about Failure
14 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
A failure will not appear till a unit has passed final inspection.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
A hardware failure will cause system software to crash, and the customer engineer will blame the programmer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
The probability of a hardware failure disappearing is inversely proportional to the distance between the computer and the customer engineer.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
A failure in a device will never appear until it has passed final inspection.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Failure of plan A will directly affect your ability to carry out plan B.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Fire Control Officer is watching.
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Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Client is watching.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the Boss is watching.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
You always know it’s time to stop reloading and come to bed when your wife calls out for a DQ for failure to engage.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about failure
The rate of instrument failure/breakdown is inversely proportional to the ease of finding a repairman.
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