Murphy's laws about Education
60 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about education
The time a teacher takes in explaining is inversely proportional to the information retained by students.
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Students who are doing better are credited with working harder. If children start to do poorly, the teacher will be blamed.
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When the instructor is late, he will meet the principal in the hall.
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If the instructor is late and does not meet the principal, the instructor is late to the faculty meeting.
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New students come from schools that do not teach anything.
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When speaking to the school psychologist, the teacher will say: weirdo rather than emotionally disturbed.
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The school board will make a better pay offer before the teacher's union negotiates.
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The instructor's study hall be the largest in several years.
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The administration will view the study hall as the teacher's preparation time.
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Murphy's Law ill go into effect at the beginning of an evaluation.
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If the course you wanted most has room for "n" students, you will be the "n+1" to apply.
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Class schedules are designed so that every student will waste maximum time between classes.
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A prerequisite for a desired course will be offered only during the semester following the desired course.
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When reviewing your notes before an exam, the most important ones will be illegible.
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