The more studying you did for the exam, the less sure you are as to which answer they want.
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Murphy's laws about Education, page 2
60 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about education
Eighty percent of the final exam will be based on the one lecture you missed about the one book you didn't read.
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The night before the English history midterm, your Biology instructor will assign two hundred pages on planarian.
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If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.
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At the end of the semester you will recall having enrolled in a course at the beginning of the semester and never attending.
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Pocket calculator batteries that have lasted all semester will fail during the math final.
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In your toughest final, the most distractingly attractive student in class will sit next to you for the first time.
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The one course you must take to graduate will not be offered during you last semester.
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The book or periodical most vital to the completion of your term paper will be missing from the library.
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The most valuable quotation will be the one for which you cannot determine the source.
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The more general the title of a course, the less you will learn from it.
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The more specific a title is, the less you will be able to apply it later.
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You won't find the books you checked out for that big project until after either the project or the books were due.
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The library will close 5 minutes before you remember that you left your book bag inside.
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All librarians will be happy to help when you don't need it, but will vanish when you have a question about the Dewey Decimal system.
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