Murphy's laws about Dark

4 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about dark

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.

If it’s dark outside boots will always go on the wrong feet.

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You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse...

You should never do a shotgun search of a dark warehouse with a cop whose nickname is Boomer.

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A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.

A flat will occur during the heaviest downpour after dark.

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Clay birds launched from a taut spring are going about 60MPH. A driven golf ball travels about 250MPH. Don’t ever bet that you can hit a golf ball with a shot gun before dark unless you really don’t need that shoulder any more.

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