Murphy's laws about Dance

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

You're doing the: Only 27 more minutes of the shift from hell happy-dance, only to turn around to see your supervisor standing there.

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You do the: Just discharged the Patient from Hell dance only to turn around and find the Consultant Neuro-Psychiatrist looking at you like you're their next patient.

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Washing your car constitutes a rain dance to the raining gods.

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Skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

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Cowboys and boys who skate and dance to show tunes are the only real men authorized to wear rhinestones.

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Not all cowboys can operate a jig but they all know how to dance to one.

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Soccer, Dance, Basketball, Softball, Piano, Girl(Boy)Scouts is always on the same day with less then 5 minutes between.

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