Murphy's laws about Criminals

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Cops arrive late to the scene of crime.

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On an extended Crime Scene, when someone shows up with the doughnuts and coffee, the cops who usually get them are the ones standing around doing nothing and could have gone themselves.

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The diversion you're ignoring is the actual crime.

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When you've secured a crime scene, don't forget to tell the brass.

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Professional criminals are predictable, but the world is full of amateurs.

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Free thought is a capital crime.

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The longer your campaign goes on, the more ridiculously powerful you'll have to make the villains to present a challenge to your demi-god characters.

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