Murphy's laws about City

6 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about city

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Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.

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Irrespective time and route, the city buses are always...

Irrespective time and route, the city buses are always crowded.

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Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into...

Cowboys never have money to gamble with; on the way into town.

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When needed, the closest Wal-Mart will always be in the...

When needed, the closest Wal-Mart will always be in the next county.

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When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.

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My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.

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