Prospective tenants who make an appointment to see your rental across town, often get kidnapped on the way there... so there was just no way they could call you.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city
When needed, the closest Wal-Mart will always be in the next county.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city
When you think you've got a foothold in Arulco, one town's mine runs dry, the other gets run over by the bugs, and a third one is recaptured by the army.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city
My family was killed in the Great War that has lasted for millions of years, my city got burned down, Decepticons ripped me to pieces, Unicron attempted to eat my home world, and all I got was this stinking Autobot sigil burned onto my chest.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about city