Sex is hereditary. If your parents never had it, chances are you won't either.
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Murphy's laws about Chance
28 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about chance
Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
The ABC rule: If A is attracted to B, and you are attracted to C, A has a better chance with B than you do with C. B and C are often the same person.
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The chance of the buttered side of the bread falling face down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.
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If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
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If you think you are doing the right thing, chances are it will back-fire in your face.
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The chance of a virus infecting your network is directly proportional to the amount of damage it does.
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The chances of getting off work on time is inversely proportional to how much e-mail the boss leaves for until end of the day.
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General Fault Errors are the “Check Engine” light of computers. If it can be fixed, chances are it's not by you.
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The chances of a program doing what it's supposed to do is inversely proportional to the number of lines of code used to write it.
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Respect all religions in a combat zone, take no chances on where you may go if killed.
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Whatever you are about to do, if there is a good chance it will get you killed, you probably shouldn't do it.
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The greater a photographer's excitement, the greater its chance of fogging film, scratching prints, and deleting files.
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The more confused and impulsive a patient is, the less chance there is for a family member or friend to sit with the patient.
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Given the opportunity, any Dispatcher will be only too happy to tell you where to go, regardless of whether or not she actually knows where that may be.
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The later you are running, the greater the chance of hitting every red light in your path.
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The hotter it is outside, bigger the chance there's no air conditioning.
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