The more times you ask the driver to tell you when to get off the bus, the chance he won't tell you is bigger.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance
No matter how carefully you load your ammo, the stage with the one chance only, 30 second bonus will always be a dud.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance
If you come late to the office, the chances are, your boss is already in his room.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance
The chances of a conductor asking a section to play a passage by themselves in the rehearsal, is directly proportional to the difficulty of the passage and how well the people can play it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance
The chance of a plan being set aside by player choice is directly proportional to the amount of time spent working on it.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance
The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance
If you have a 50% chance of being right, you're wrong 90% of the time.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance
Behind every successful man is a woman; the further behind the woman the better the chances of his success.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about chance