Just when you have no cash, you are in great pain and got to the bank to find the bank computers offline.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bankers
The number of open service windows at banks, post offices, airline counters, etc... always equals [n/2 - m], n being the total number of windows and m being a random number between 1 and the total number of windows minus 1.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bankers
If your Check-Book and Bank-Balance Sheet agree... Re-Do-It... You Goofed Up.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bankers