It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
Murphy's laws about Bad luck
25 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at.
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From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.
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On any call, there will always be more “bad guys” than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
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The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
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The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
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Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
