It doesn't matter HOW good it was, if you end up worrying or regretting it, it was bad sex.
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Murphy's laws about Bad luck
25 quotes by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
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A 500 pound patient needs all care, while your 80 pound patient needs a finger dressing and your colleague has a bad back.
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If you want something bad enough, chances are you won't get it.
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The person at the meeting or discussion who is right will be the person who is not listened and will later be blamed for coming up with the bad idea.
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Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both.
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If a cop swings a baton in a fight, he will hit other cops more often than he will hit the bad guys he swings at.
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From behind you, the bad guys can see your night sights as well as you can.
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On any call, there will always be more `bad guys' than there are good guys, and the farther away your back-up, the more there will be.
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The number of people who lock their keys in their car is directly proportional to how bad the weather is.
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Don’t ever try to shoot a stage gremlin, they smell real bad.
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You never are as good as other people's children. You are never as bad as mom imagines.
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It's when you are finally on top when everyone finds out all the bad things that you did as a teen, thus ruining your position.
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If your manager has nothing bad to tell you for too long you will soon need their reference.
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The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce Lee when you're up against him.
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Luck in dice rolls varies inversely with role-playing ability.
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