Life stinks then you have a heart attack, get paraplegic and find yourself forced to say that it wasn't that bad after all.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
Lube something good and it only gets better, lube something bad and it only gets worse.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
When you know that you are in luck - Murphy's law will apply to you; If you know that Murphy will strike you at any time - he won't; but than you will know he won't so he will.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck
The uniform you have to wear comes in two sizes small and pinches things.Quote by Edward A. Murphy about bad luck