Murphy's laws about Action

Edward A. Murphy Engineer working on Air Force Project MX981

Every kind action has a not-so-kind reaction.

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For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

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Body count Math: 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action.

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All guns, no matter how many $$$$ spent on them for action jobs, will always lock up.

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Action jobs really aren’t.

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Spurs really do help in obtaining more traction for action.

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The slicked up rifle action job that feels so good dry firing at home will never eject shells during the match and if it does they will go into your eye or over your safety glasses and down your collar.

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If you forgot to repair your equipment after each battle, your rifle will jam when you spend your merc's last action points to kill a wounded enemy, who will in turn reattribute by firing a LAW at your position.

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