After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about salary, money, end
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1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about stupidity
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice
Eat one live toad first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, commerce, rest, nothing, things, day
Never ask two questions in a business letter. The reply will discuss the one you are least interested in, and say nothing about the other.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about affair, nothing
When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, talking
If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a damn fool about it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, use, being
There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about heads, home
Mother said there would be days like this, but she never said there would be so many.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about mother, day
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about advice, meetings, beginning
To err is human, to forgive is not company policy.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about error, companies, human imperfections
In case of an atomic bomb attack, work rules will be temporarily suspended.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, attack, rules
Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he is supposed to be doing.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work
Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about error
The last person that quit or was fired will be the one held responsible for everything that goes wrong - until the next person quits or is fired.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about responsability, people, prison, bad
There is never enough time to do it right the first time, but there is always enough time to do it over.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about time, rightness
The more pretentious a corporate name, the smaller the organization.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about companies, name
If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work, good, good luck
