Make one that requires training or intelligence and only a moron will use it, but there will be more help desk calls.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, intelligence, help, use
Murphy's laws, page 21
1791 quotes by Edward A. Murphy
Edward A. Murphy - engineer working on Air Force Project MX981
Was born on 11 jan 1918.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Died on 17 jul 1990, at 72 years old.
Origin country: United States
The likelihood of problems occurring is inversely proportional to the amount of time remaining before the deadline.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, problems, time
You will always discover errors in your work after you have printed/submitted it.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, work, contentment
90% of a programmer errors come from data from other programmers.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error
Illegal Error' messages only happen when you forget to save your work.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, error, work, contentment
If you make the letters in your Word document bigger and then you print it out, you'll have everything on the first page and only one line on the second.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, word, contentment
The OEM did not actually manufacture the part you need to replace
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, contentment
By the time you learn your new computer you'll need a new one.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, contentment, time
After a software is released, the first bug found will be by a person who normally does not use that portion of the program but was wondering why he can't do something he normally would not do.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, use, people
When the Downloading Window says “99% complete”, there will be a fluctuation in the voltage and you'll have to start all over again.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment
Millions of people believe they are animals, but I have yet to meet one that believe in Windows' stability. Even human stupidity has limits.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, stability, limits, faith, stupidity, animals, human imperfections, people
The troubleshooting guide contains the answer to every problem except yours.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
Whenever you install a group of plugins one by one just to find out which one can make your software work, you either haven't gotten the right one, or have accidentally skipped the right one or it has become the last one installed.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, rightness, haven, work, contentment
No matter what problem you have with your computer - Its Always Microsoft's fault.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment
You will get disconnected from the Internet or experience a computer crash when you are downloading. If you don't experience one within 80% completion, then it will happen at 99%. If you do manage to get the file, then it will turn out to be...
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, experience, internet, contentment
You'll always receive an e-mail from a web site that you never visit before.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, contentment
75% of the bugs laws in this page can be applied to MS Windows.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers
If you need to shutdown your PC ASAP, It will restart.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, need, contentment
No matter how big a hard drive you buy, you'll need to double it in a year.
EQuote by Edward A. Murphy about computers, commerce, need, contentment
