Quotes about Work, page 15

Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

There will be one photocopier in the office everyone hits in order to make it work. This will be secretly known by most as the best office equipment in the building.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

When you don't have much work all your colleagues will be busy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

A stuck key will work perfectly when the repairman tries it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The smart JA2 player always has a spare keyboard around; if the Alt and L keys on yours still work, you're a newbie.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The amount of work that went into planning your new campaign is inversely proportional to how many people will want to play it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The chances the elevator isn't work is inversely proportional to the weight you are carrying multiplied by the number of stairs you'll have to climb.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

In view of the current work-load, the light at the end of the tunnel has been switched off.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The most precise measuring instrument known to man for finding the exact center underneath a parked vehicle is a ball being used in a very enjoyable lawn game, this will not work if other balls are available.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

No system is so perfect it can't be made to work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The one you buy will be the only one that doesn't work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work