Quotes about Work, page 15

If you're late for work, every traffic light is Red.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Green, pink & yellow dress suit not a good choice for work, church, weddings, trial, funerals, job interviews, etc.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Stealth Bullets only work in stealth guns on a stealth stage being shot by a stealth cowboy or cowgirl.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Your expensive, new safety shooting glasses will never have the right correction for CAS work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Your spare gun will never work when needed for that purpose.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

There really are stage gremlins who move your guns, takes rounds out of them or put more in, rigs props to not work and who move targets out of harms way just as the trigger is pulled.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

All computers are based against cowboys and will always dump whatever it was you were saving for CAS work; Bill designed them that way.

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Your child will always wait until you are fully dressed for work before spilling their food on you.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The more work you are promised, the harder it is to find.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Your unemployment check always comes after you find work.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

If the boss doesn't understand your work they will either ignore it, pretend they did it, or Freak out.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

If you bring your voodoo doll/adult magazine or embarrassing cream to work your boss will find it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

There will be one photocopier in the office everyone hits in order to make it work. This will be secretly known by most as the best office equipment in the building.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The telephones won't work when you need to call long distance urgently.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

When you don't have much work all your colleagues will be busy.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

After a really hard day of work, when starting your car at 11:00 pm in the night to leave office, you'll realize that you've run out of gas.

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The frequency of mailing performed by a person varies in inverse proportion to the amount of work at hand.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

The day you leave work early to make it to class on time, the sensei will be sick.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

Anything will work if you fiddle with it long enough.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work

A stuck key will work perfectly when the repairman tries it.

Quote by Edward A. Murphy about work